Pull a face at your webcam. It works out which face, and drops the matching meme over your head, scaled to follow you around the frame. You can extend and add more memes to your heart's desire.

Point Zoom at its virtual camera and the whole call sees it.

python its_giving.py              # preview + virtual camera
python its_giving.py --no-vcam    # preview only

Fourteen reactions: time out, heart hands, hands over face, crashing out, dancing, nose pinch, flirty, hand up, tongue out, gasp, disgust, talking to the wall, side-eye, and spinning.

There's a second file, its_giving_v2.py, which is the same thing with the expression thresholds calibrated to your face instead of to a number I guessed.

python3.12 -m venv venv
source venv/bin/activate           # Windows: venv\Scripts\activate
pip install -r requirements.txt

Python 3.11 or 3.12. Three MediaPipe models (~15 MB) download themselves on first run.

Don't unpin the dependencies. MediaPipe 0.10.30+ (including 1.0.x) ships macOS wheels that abort the moment they open a detector, so it's held at 0.10.21. That build needs NumPy 1.x, and OpenCV 5 needs NumPy 2 — and 0.10.21 asks for an unpinned opencv-contrib-python, which quietly drags OpenCV 5 and therefore NumPy 2 back in. That's why the OpenCV pins are in there even though nothing in the code cares. Unpin one and you have to unpin all three.

python its_giving_v2.py --calibrate   # once, seven seconds
python its_giving_v2.py

The virtual camera is on by default, and Zoom, Meet, Teams, Discord and OBS all treat it as a normal webcam.

1. Install a backend (once):

2. Run it. It prints the device it's publishing to:

Virtual camera: 'OBS Virtual Camera'  <- pick this camera in Zoom / Meet

3. Pick that device in your meeting app — Zoom: Settings → Video → Camera. Meet, Teams and Discord all have the same setting under Video.

Start this before your meeting app. Most of them scan for cameras once at launch and won't notice a device that appeared later.

A few things worth knowing before you turn it on in front of colleagues. It fires on its own. Everyone sees whatever it decides, so try it on a call with someone who likes you first.

Assets live in assets/, named after the pose — heart.jpeg, spin.gif. Swap in your own by dropping a file with the right name; JPEG, PNG and animated GIF all work, alpha channels composite properly, and GIF frame timings are read from the file. A missing asset gets you a red placeholder, not a crash.

Drop a file in assets/ named after the pose — heart.png replaces the heart reaction. JPEG, PNG and animated GIF all work; transparency composites properly and GIF timings are read from the file. A something_ prefix is ignored, so 2019_heart.jpeg still counts. Press that pose's test key to check it sits right on your head.

1. Drop assets/thinking.png in place.

2. Add the name to POSES. The list is checked top to bottom and the first match wins, so put it above anything it might be mistaken for.

3. Add a branch to decide():

    for h in hands:
        if near(h.palm, face.chin, 0.5) and not h.open:
            return "thinking", d

You have face (.nose .chin .mouth .w .h, .b("jawOpen") for any blendshape), hands (.palm .thumb .index, .open), body (.elbows_up), m for expressions in sigma, and near(a, b, k) for "within k face widths" — which is what keeps it working at any distance from the camera.

4. Give it an ARM count if it's twitchy, then tune it against the HUD. Getting it to fire is easy; the work is stopping doing it, doing everything nearby that might be confused with it, and watching the number stay low.

If your pose needs an expression channel that isn't measured yet, add it to Z, FLOOR and measure(), then put it in draw_hud() - you can't tune a number you can't see.

TEST_KEYS has one key per pose, matched by position. Adding a fifteenth pose is fine (it just gets no test key), but removing one without removing a key crashes when that key is pressed.

If a new pose never fires, check the POSES order before you touch any threshold. Something earlier matching first is the usual cause, and lowering Z can't fix it.

camera frame
     |
 1.  MediaPipe    face: 478 landmarks + 52 blendshapes
                  hands: 2 x 21 points
                  body: shoulders, elbows, wrists
     |
 2.  Measures     face-relative geometry, tongue colour, hand speed
     |
 3.  Baseline     expressions re-expressed in sigma above YOUR neutral face
     |
 4.  decide()     one ordered pass -- first pose that matches wins
     |
 5.  arm / hold   must persist N frames to fire, lingers 10 frames after
     |
  overlay         scaled to your face, alpha-composited, GIFs animated

Landmarks come out as pixel coordinates, which depend on how far you're sitting from the lens. So nothing is compared in pixels: every distance is divided by the width of your face box first. near(hand.index, face.mouth, 0.22) means "within 22% of a face width", and that means the same thing at 40 cm and at a metre and a half. Hand speed gets the same treatment — face-widths per frame.

Head turn is the nose's position between the two edges of your face: 0 facing the camera, about 0.4 in full profile. Already a ratio, so already scale-free.

This is the interesting part.

MediaPipe's blendshape values are not zero when your face is at rest, and the offset is very personal. Some faces idle at jawOpen 0.02; others sit at 0.19 doing nothing. If your mouth naturally turns up you can read mouthSmile 0.3 while thinking about absolutely nothing.

So jawOpen > 0.5 is not one threshold — it's a different threshold for every face that meets it. Too eager for some, physically unreachable for others. Any constant you pick is a compromise between people, and no individual user is the average of those people.

v2 fixes this by measuring your own neutral first. Seven seconds of a bored face records the mean and the standard deviation of all 52 channels, and from then on every expression is scored as:

z = (what the channel reads now - your resting mean) / your resting wobble

"6 sigma above your neutral jaw" means the same thing on every face. "Above 0.5" doesn't. Same two gestures, on a face that idles low and sits still versus one that idles high and fidgets:

                        still face        loose face
resting                 z  +0.1           z  +0.1        both quiet
gasp                    z +38.7           z  +8.7        both fire
nose scrunch            z +19.3           z  +5.5        both fire

its_giving_v2.py   the calibrated version — the one to use
its_giving.py      v1: same poses, fixed thresholds
calibration.json   your neutral face (made by --calibrate, gitignored)
requirements.txt   pinned on purpose — read the comments before changing them
assets/            the memes, named after their pose
models/            MediaPipe .task files (downloaded on first run)

Inside the file: POSES / Z / FLOOR / ARM is the tuning block, Baseline and run_calibration() are the seven-second sit-still, measure() turns a face into sigma-above-your-neutral, and decide() is the ordered pose checks.

Want to change what sets off what? decide(). Want to change how easily it goes off? Z, FLOOR and ARM.